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"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 06/17/2016 at 14:06 • Filed to: None

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Mom wanted me to send an email to my teacher because of my somewhat poor showing on my math test (not exam). I sent her this, along with a short explainer. It probably won’t end well, but who cares at this point? Make a half-assed attempt, apply some snark, and move on. The story of my life. Now where’s my summer?

scoob > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 14:13

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Why didn’t I think of this?

E90M3 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 14:18

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What’s the difference between a test and an exam? Some of my college professors would call them exams and some would call them tests, both worth the same though.

zeontestpilot > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 14:34

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Make sure you show your mom this post. I mean, if you're gonna get in trouble, might as well go the full distance.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 14:35

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Why? Why would you do that? Swallow your pride and send something genuine and attempt to make a decent relationship between you and your teacher. Nothing bad could come of that, but all you’re doing with this shit is looking like an ass and making yourself “that guy” in the eyes of your teacher.

Don’t be that guy.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/17/2016 at 14:39

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We’re on good terms, and the picture was only to lighten the situation. I did give a genuine explanation on why I did so shittily, and she appreciated both.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > E90M3 06/17/2016 at 14:40

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Tests in High School are just quizzes.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > zeontestpilot 06/17/2016 at 14:41

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Probably because I have other, more important coursework to do.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 14:42

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There’s a difference on how the points are allocated toward... Like a test grade might be worth less than a exam

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 06/17/2016 at 14:43

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Very much so in this case.

Blondude > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 14:56

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But then that’s a quiz, not a test...

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Blondude 06/17/2016 at 14:56

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Canadian terminology.

zeontestpilot > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 14:59

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Funny story. My wife is pregnant but she doesn’t look pregnant. Proud of myself for marrying a woman who pulls off pregnancy fantastically well, I eagerly and thoughtlessly told her “Hun, you don’t look pregnant, you look ....” And I stopped mid-sentence, because it just clicked in my head what I was about to say. She turns around, disapprovingly, and replied “I look fat?”

Realizing I already dug my hole, and there was no escaping it, “yeah, fat. But you don’t look pregnant, so that’s good!” I had no repercussions until yesterday when I remind her of happened.

Moral of the story, if you’re gonna get in trouble, might as well go out looking good.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > zeontestpilot 06/17/2016 at 15:02

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So much cringe.

zeontestpilot > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 15:24

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Eh, I'm in trouble for something usually, lol.

Blondude > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/17/2016 at 15:27

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Goddamn Canadians...

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > zeontestpilot 06/17/2016 at 15:28

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At least it’s better than trying to say it by saying “You don’t look pregnant, you look... generous.”